Congratulations, you’ve (almost) survived all the chaos and heat of summer 2024!!!
We went from August 1st to Aug 15th in just 5 mins. It’ll be Christmas in a few hrs
— Chris (@iamchriscorooo) August 15, 2024
Twitter: @iamchriscorooo
I think that deserves a little cool down and a treat. So, here are some funny, silly tweets to keep you happy before the Christmas displays go up next week:
Enjoy!
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I recently taught my kiddo how to make my iced coffee bc she loves to be involved- it’s always made so well & the other day something just felt off- this morning she made my coffee & while she was doing the espresso she said “sometimes you need extra energy.. so I do 4 scoops”
— ❀ 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚢𝚢 ❀ (@Stonedwifeyy) August 18, 2024
Twitter: @Stonedwifeyy
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growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven’t met a cody in years. where did they go
— campbell g (@rodeoman) August 13, 2024
Twitter: @rodeoman
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White people be like hey man I’m Connor
— Eli۞ 🌍🐫🏝️ (@erallover) August 13, 2024
Twitter: @erallover
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He looks like a bearded dragon that is usually allowed to roam around the house but can’t today because relatives with a small child are visiting https://t.co/tQl04XlQHH
— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) August 17, 2024
AP Photo/Alex Brandon / Via Twitter: @Fred_Delicious
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Twitter: @mpopv
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Ezra Shaw/Getty Images / Via Twitter: @Nan_dre_
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Twitter: @will_watson
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to take PTO
— Natalie (@jbfan911) August 13, 2024
Twitter: @jbfan911
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Twitter: @jiggyjayy2
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Twitter: @latkedelrey
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Twitter: @ItsDanSheehan
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ill bet sour cream and salsa dont really like eachother on a personal level but when they get in the studio together its undeniable
— paddle (@ipaddlearound) August 13, 2024
Twitter: @ipaddlearound
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Twitter: @ItalianFiesta
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Twitter: @Brittymigs
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im crying i ordered a turtle pineapple bun at dim sum and ten mins later the waitress comes out apologizing profusely like “we’re so sorry it came out really ugly. do you want it still we’ll give it to you for free” YES OF COURSE anyway i love him. he was delicious pic.twitter.com/7hmkteKMX2
— leander! (@heroleanders) August 16, 2024
Twitter: @heroleanders
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Twitter: @labeautenoire_3
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Twitter: @raginghotsingle
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sneaking therapy tips into conversation with my mom like how u give a dog a pill wrapped in cream cheese
— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) August 16, 2024
Twitter: @IsabelSteckel
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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs
— chase (@_chase_____) August 16, 2024
Twitter: @_chase_____
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i feel like i would’ve crushed it in ancient greece….yayyyy buying olive oil yayyyy walking to the agora yayyyy sleeping with my hot neighbor because both our shithead husbands died at sea yayyyy pouring out wine for a goddess so she doesn’t turn me into a spider
— Me (@megannn_lynne) August 17, 2024
Twitter: @megannn_lynne
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told this customer how much his total was and he told me that he can read
— violet ^,,^ (@swagjesusfan) August 18, 2024
Twitter: @swagjesusfan
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Twitter: @aw_273
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Twitter: @pastapilled
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when a stranger on the train says to you “is this the train to _______” and you say “i hope so” and then you both laugh 👍👍👍👍👍👍 peak life moment
— Abi Slade (@abi_slade) August 18, 2024
Twitter: @abi_slade
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heal me salt and vinegar chip. if you can hear me salt and vinegar chips i’m asking for a miracle. salt and vinegar chips please save me https://t.co/oUzjkvlvry
— ashley liao (lee-ow) (@ashleyjliao) August 18, 2024
Science Alert / jayk7 via Getty Images / Via sciencealert.com
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last night there was a party in my apartment and while i was making a sandwich in the kitchen someone i don’t know came up to me and said “are you allowed to do that”
— Dirk Fuckner 🚯 (@timerube) August 18, 2024
Twitter: @timerube
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stop doing computer science we need ROCKSTARS
— sulky (@sulky80715248) August 17, 2024
Twitter: @sulky80715248
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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing againThe Fashion Industry: No.
— Matty (@bestestname) August 17, 2024
Twitter: @bestestname
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A key technique to finding nice stuff used is to painstakingly research what you want and then look for listings that sound like a caveman wrote them “old speakers” “vacum” “expresso” “tv old need gone”
— chris person (@Papapishu) August 17, 2024
Twitter: @Papapishu
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@ASMRTheChew / Via youtube.com
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